For about...i'd say a good hour an a half now i've been updating CO to the new patch. Within that time several of my friends have successfully updated their copies. I'm diverting as many processes as technologically possible, and still have yet to see improved performance. My internet connection is nominal, as I am the only one with an active PC at the moment. Halp me, CO forumites.

Don't feel bad, it's not you. You're also not alone with the patching issues. Even once you get all patched up, you might still experience issues, I know I am.