We need more moustache options!
They give our heroes a little bit of extra class... And I don't see why female superheroes can't have them too, for they do sure like to touch them.
There's a few examples in this weebl vid [ http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Moustaches/ ]which'd be great, although I wouldn't recommend putting the Hitlerstache in the game, for the clones would be a bit offensive.

MY STACHE WAS CURLED BY LASERS
LADIES LIKE TO TOUCH IT DAILY
I HAVE ONE BECAUSE...
I LIKE LADIES!