I cannot believe that we have no giant spoons, forks or sporks as single blade, dual blade and heavy weapons options! Not to mention no bear paw meat handler forks as claw options.

I am disappointed, Cryptic. How does your art team sleep at night?

This is where I wish I was a member of the art team just so that I could post the following.

"Sleep? We can't sleep. Tacoface will eat us."

Oops, I posted it anyway.

Uh,,, Is that supposed to be a joke post? ^^°

Sporks are no joke.

I still want a Joke Weapons set - fish for swords, shovels for heavy weapons, cork guns for pistols, super soakers for rifles, a NERF gun for a sniper rifle, and paintbrushes taped to the fists for claws.

Edit: If we get spoon-based weaponry, then I will simply dress in blue, jump from rooftop to rooftop, and yell... you guessed it... "FOOOOOORK!!!!!"

I LMAO'd at this on Futurama a few weeks ago. I REALLY want it in game: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp...8bffo1_500.png

ETA:
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6190/...41ce6a9f_o.jpg

Make the fish flop around on every movement, and you get my support.

You heard it here folks - badgers on sticks in the next melee weapons pack <_<

I'd definitely like to see some more improvised weapons. I would really like to see things like 2x4's, railroad ties, rebar, tree trunks, and a whole host of gardening and regular tools used as weapons.

Oh! And definitely go w/ the bear claw meat handler thingies!

The last melee set tried to address some of the more "improvised" weapons. But I believe the idea was to make every weapon feel like it was something someone had to put some amount of time/effort into making (i.e. twisted rebar/concrete club), rather than things you could just pick up off the ground.