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12-16-2009, 10:18 AM
A Harlequin Will Come.
Danger Will Rise From Joy.
The Escapade Begins.

Every sentence has 6 syllables. That's 666!

THEY are trying to corrupt your soul and turn you against holiday cheer! The only way to protect yourself is to wear gingerbread hats and travel in packs going door to door speaking glossolalia with references to snow and fat men in red clothing! Save your friends by secretly swapping all of their coffee (it's dark and dark is evil) with eggnog!

Save yourself! Save the cheerleader! Save the world!

*runs screaming into the foggy night*

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12-16-2009, 10:23 AM
rofl XD

Got a kick out of that.

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12-16-2009, 10:37 AM
Thank you, I needed that :P

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12-16-2009, 10:43 AM
666? That's just Read and Write permissions across the board. If Cryptic is running their site on a Unix box Id read that as just a coded invitation to participate on the forums . . .

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12-16-2009, 11:23 AM
Maybe it's a Haiku that someone forgot the timing meters for?

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12-16-2009, 11:31 AM
A Harlequin Will Come.
Danger Will Rise From Joy.
The Escapade Begins.

Every sentence has 6 syllables. That's 666!

THEY are trying to corrupt your soul and turn you against holiday cheer! The only way to protect yourself is to wear gingerbread hats and travel in packs going door to door speaking glossolalia with references to snow and fat men in red clothing! Save your friends by secretly swapping all of their coffee (it's dark and dark is evil) with eggnog!

Save yourself! Save the cheerleader! Save the world!

*runs screaming into the foggy night*

You sir are insane! Eggnog is just as evil as coffee.

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12-16-2009, 12:30 PM
Nooooooooo!!! Must.... stay.... good..... and..... kill.... no,... defeat..... villains.

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12-16-2009, 12:34 PM
Quick! Somebody tell Glenn Beck!

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12-16-2009, 12:36 PM
Seriously, I will be arming myself with Holy Water and Sugar Plums. Thank you OP...you may have saved many lives!

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12-16-2009, 12:37 PM
Quick! Somebody tell Glenn Beck!


NOOOooo that would make it worse! Don't you know? He is a servant of the Devil!!!!

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12-16-2009, 12:37 PM
It's just a number.

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12-16-2009, 12:41 PM
NOOOooo that would make it worse! Don't you know? He is a servant of the Devil!!!!

But he just... *sniffs* he just *cries* he just loves this game... and the thought of the toymaster's war on Christmas is just.... *bawls* too much to bare!

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12-16-2009, 03:15 PM
LOL

Quick! run before the overreactive mother's come with torchs and pitchforks!!

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12-16-2009, 03:35 PM
*eats Christmas fudge*

*screams and then faints*

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12-16-2009, 03:51 PM
It's actually Mechanon's secret code to Clarence to begin the assault on biological life. The Harlequin is actually a servant of Clarence and a disciple of Mechanon. We all knew the robot apocalypse would start with a giant teddy bear. Now we have our proof!

Destroy your calculators!
Stop using cell phones!
Technology will destroy us all!

***bzzzttt, Reprogramming initiated***
Except computers, computers are our friends.
Please ignore all previous rants.

This message has been brought to you by the loyal followers of Mechanon.
Please have a merry winter event and prepare to the fall of biological life in a peaceful manner.

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12-16-2009, 04:02 PM
Quick! Somebody tell Glenn Beck!

Dude, the last time he turned up he filled an entire map up with his tears. Devs couldn't fix it in time so they called it Lemuria and made it permanent.